Kirby and the Forgotten Land - Kirby, Explained? Launch Trailer - Nintendo Switch

Man that voiceover though, the emotion this guy has, far better than any voiceover person I’ve heard in a long while!

Author — Box

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“What exactly is Kirby?” the veteran Kirby fans: “we’re glad you asked, you see it’s quite simple really, and it’s all explained in this 16 hour presentation we made for this exact question”

Author — The Professional Noob

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The most confusing thing about Kirby is the fact that he doesn’t appear to have any organs for disposing bodily waste, meaning that Kirby has never actually “eaten” ANYTHING, as if he did, his body would need to remove the waste via urine or excrement. Now this could mean one of 3 things. A; Kirby immediately destroys anything and everything that goes in his mouth so that no waste is produced, but he also would get no nutrition from those things. B; the residents, wildlife, and food of Planet Popstar are so impossibly perfect that they are entirely made up of nutrition and produce no waste when eaten. Or C; The powers Kirby gains after eating ARE the waste. Now C is insane, but it’s also the one I like the most, because that means that every time you eat an enemy to gain its powers, Kirby is using the waste given by the enemies and produced by his own body to beat up King Dee Dee Dee.

Author — Naughtymelon

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Question: What IS "Kirby"? Answer: "Kirby" is one of the most-powerful and feared beings in existence. Many evil, nightmarish monsters have stepped up to try and defeat him, but ALL have failed. Nightmare creatures tremble in terror as Kirby leaves a path of destruction in his quest to satiate his desire to stomp out unholy demon monsters and eat cake.

Author — SSBFreak85

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Somehow this is almost cheesy but actually manages to not be. Great job voicer... or announcer or uh, whatever the voice is called I forgot

Author — Liam L

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Simple. Kirbo is a Non-Euclidian Eldritch Horror, incomprehensible and vast as the void which birthed it.

Author — King Swing

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